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Who will win the NBA Championship this year?

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image Halloween is, without doubt, my favourite northern European Pagan tradition. The parties, the pumpkins, the random acts of violence. What more could you want on a cold Autumn night?

To celebrate at Posting Up we decided to forgo the usual customs and conviviality, choosing instead to put a basketball spin on things. So, in the spirit of Halloween, here are five NBA players, past and present, who are/were pretty damn scary.

1. Anthony Mason - Scarier than Michael Myers and Jamie Lee Curtis put together. Mason was a 6-7, 250-pound barrel-chested bruiser with a lethal glare and a mercurial temper. Infamous for his transgressions both on and off the court.

2. Charles Oakley - Another former Knick with a thug rep. Michael Jordan’s personal bodyguard was known for roughing up opposing players before the game had even started. Still
hitting the club like any self-respecting 44-year-old should.

3. Reggie Evans/Popeye Jones/Tyrone Hill - The Orcs of the NBA. Straight from the depths of middle earth.

4. Bison Dele - This was the guy that once told a reporter his most memorable Christmas was “the time my brother and I beat the shit out of Santa Claus at the mall. We beat him down.” Believed to have been murdered at sea by that same brother in 2002.

5. Michael Jordan - The scariest cat of all. Opposing players lived in fear of his game, team-mates lived in fear of his scathing tongue. Reduced Kwame Brown, and many players before him, to pathetic, whimpering wrecks.

Honourable mentions: Rick Mahorn - The Baddest of the Bad Boys. Latrell Sprewell - The unemployed strangler. Vernon “Mad Max” Maxwell - Made beating up fans fashionable.

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